|   Mac N’ CheeseHot & CreamyThat’s  the way I like it, even better when it’s a little salty.  Not fancy though, definitely not fancy.  I like it about as down and as dirty as you  can get it.  Don’t try to lure me with  snooty, expensive details.  Tease me with  cheese, Velveeta to be exact.  I  just love Mac & Cheese!  It’s one of  my favorite comfort foods and with this time of the year being as nippy as it  is, you can rest assured that there is a little block of that orange rubberized  heaven in my cabinet right now.  And the  best part is, I only need 4 ingredients and about 20 minutes.  (Give yourself at least a half hour if you  are doing it for the first time.)  I  have been many places in recent years that have tried to turn good ol’ Mac  & Cheese into a gourmet meal.  I have  had it from local pubs to $500 dinners and I can tell you with extreme  certainty that Mac & Cheese is done best with the simplest of ingredients;  mac, cheese, milk and salt.  Please, if  you would, leave the truffles and the gold leafing out of it.    People  are always so surprised when I tell them I use Velveeta.  It’s the best, and I like the best.  When you’re hankering, you can go on the web  or open any cookbook that has a Mac & Cheese recipe and find ingredients  like flour and instructions on how to make a roux.  Right there and then, I know I’m in  trouble.  That’s just not what I  want.  I want traditional Mac &  Cheese.  I want something smooth and  creamy, something that slides across the tongue, leaving a warm, salty  aftertaste.   Flour  based sauces are lumpy.  Lumpy doesn’t  slide.  Flour/roux based sauces clump and  separate if cooked too long and always separate when reheated.  Have you ever gotten a crock of Mac &  Cheese that seemed to have a little oil oozing out of it?  That’s the result of a roux based sauce and a  fancy melted cheese.  You don’t notice  the lumps as much ‘cause, well, it’s Mac & Cheese.  And while I seem to be insulting these  dishes, I’m not.  Almost all the time,  they have wonderful flavors, they’re tasty, they’re just not Mac &  Cheese.  Mac & Cheese is smooth. We  all think of Cheddar for Mac & Cheese – it’s orange.  But that’s really where the coupling  ends.  When Cheddar melts, it  separates.  The milky solids release an  oily secretion when heated and there is just about nothing you can do to get  them back together again.  So while  Cheddar is the likely thought, it’s really not the right product.  There are other, softer cheeses that lend  themselves to melting, Gruyere is a popular one you see in Mac dishes, but  they’re all pretty much going to have the same result.  They need to be shredded, and melted into a  flour based milk mixture.  I like the  chop, dump and stir method much better. Notice  how I referred to Cheddar as not the right “product”.  That’s because what we really need is  something more produced, manufactured.   Something processed to melt evenly without separation.  The right tool for the right job.  For those of you who want to argue with me  that Velveeta isn’t cheese, read the package.   I’m not calling it the health food of the century, Lady, but it’s made  with milk, milk protein and milk fat.   Would I serve it with crackers, probably not.  Would I melt it into some warm milk and coat  yummy swirly noodles with it, heck fucking yeah!  So should you. It’s  Velveeta’s job to melt.  Did I mention  that it requires no refrigeration at all, lasts an eternity and comes in cute  little boxes that fit just dandy in your pantry?  (You’d think I was getting’ paid by these  guys – I wish.)  Both Velveeta and  Macaroni are great pantry regulars.  When  you really have nothing to make for dinner, you could literally pull this one  right out.  I don’t know if you are like  me, but in case of emergencies I always have a box of powdered milk in the back  of an out of the way cabinet.  My Mom  forced us to drink the stuff when I was a kid so I’m kinda used to it.  But as a Mother, I have been thankful for  that box on more than a few occasions.   So if you have some stashed, you’re really hooked up. I  almost always prefer Barilla when it comes to pasta because if you follow the  directions on the box, you get perfect pasta every time.  Their elbows have ridges which seem to hold  onto the cheese nicely.  You can use any cut  of macaroni you like if you want to forgo the original.  Some cuts do work better than others though,  spaghetti isn’t a real charmer in this dish, I’d avoid linguini too.  Spirals will work great, so will short  rigatoni or anything with ridges, nooks and crannies for the cheese to seep into.  My kids like the ones in the shape of  Spongebob’s head.  Whatever shape you  decide to use, just be sure to cook it a little “Al Dente”.   You don’t want the macaroni to be mushy. Salt  being the only seasoning for this dish and Velveeta being a little bland, you  really got to get the salt “in” there.   The best way is to infuse the pasta with it during the cooking  process.  Translation: add the salt to  the cooking water before adding the macaroni. You  will need:1 Box Macaroni – Barilla Elbows
 8oz. Velveeta – cut into 1   inch cubes
 2 Cups Milk
 ½ Tsp. Salt
 Prepare  the Macaroni as directed on the box.   Barilla’s Elbows take 7 minutes for Al Dente.  Strain and set aside.  Get the water on first, so you can work on  the cheese while it’s cooking. Heat  the milk SLOWLY in a small saucepan.  Use  a medium heat and make sure not to let the milk boil.  When the milk begins to simmer – little wisps  seem to be rising – add the chunks of cheese.   Stir until all the cheese chunks have melted.   Tip: if you are the impatient type, cut the  cheese into smaller cubes – they’ll melt faster.  Since Velveeta is stored at room temperature,  it will melt easily. When  all the cheese has melted, remove the sauce from the heat and taste.  If you feel that it needs salt, add a ¼ Tsp.  Sometimes  a pinch of cayenne will round out the flavors nicely, but we don’t want to get  too carried away. But,  if we did want to get a little carried away.   Just sayin’, if we did, there are a few things you can do to a Mac &  Cheese without compromising her integrity.   After all, she is topless.  If you  were looking for a little extra on top, you could, sprinkle a little Parmesan  Cheese by itself or mix some Parm up with some breadcrumbs, but be careful,  it’s a slippery slope.   Re-heating  would be the enemy here.  And you could  take this pristine beauty and in a flash of a too-hot oven turn her into a  lumpy Ogre.  Sorry Shrek.  Like most things, if you’re gonna dance with  danger, do so carefully.  If you top it  with a dusting of plain Parmesan cheese, odds are, it will simply melt in right  there.  However if you want a breadcrumb  topping, it’s got to go back in the oven.   Correction, under the broiler, but you gotta do it fast and keep a  strict eye on it. DO  NOT pre-heat your broiler.  Transfer the  Mac & Cheese to an oven proof dish and sprinkle the top with a mixture of  equal parts grated Parmesan Cheese and Breadcrumbs.  Start with 3 Tbs. each.  Sprinkle liberally and place in a cold oven,  approximately 3 inches from the  broiler.  Broil for 2 minutes or until  the top becomes golden brown. Now,  as I mentioned before, re-heating is the bitch here.  It is best to make this dish fresh and serve  it right away.  However, if there are  leftovers, there’s a great trick for reheating.   Store  your leftovers in a Glad zip freezer bag.   When you’re ready to reheat, pour a tiny shot of milk into the bag and  place the bag in a micro safe bowl.  Nuke  for 25 seconds and then check the bag – give it a little shake.  Believe it or not, it really heats up  fast.  And this way it’s easier to reheat  without separating.  If you prefer to  store the leftovers in a Tupperware, just remember that little shot of milk. Sticking  with the reheating is a bitch theory, if you are the get it done ahead of time  type, I have a solution for you too.  Go  ahead and make the macaroni and the cheese sauce ahead of time and set them  aside, separately, covered.  Refill the  pasta pot with hot water and turn it on for a pre-boil.  (Pre-boiled water reheats faster later than  really hot water from the tap.)  Just  before it’s time to ring the chow bell, bring the water to a boil and throw the  pasta in for just a few seconds.  The  sauce will reheat well on a low temperature, be sure to give it a good  stir.  I like to throw it all back into  the pasta pot and serve straight from there. Stay  warm and enjoy!   PS.  A special thank you to my sweet BOTH friends  who came to the GYC last month.  I had  such a ball with all of you and I love to know that you’re out there boating  and reading and eating.   J  |